But Your Friends Shall Call You Peggy

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There’s lots of things I can do.
If there’s a school assignment I have to finish, I’ll wait until the last minute then stay up late the night before to get it all done.
If there’s an audition for choir or theatre, I’ll practice so much I make myself sick and completely tank on the day of the audition.
If there’s a guy who’s in a serious relationship and only sees me as a friend or a little sister, you can bet your ass I’ll get totally hung up on him.
So don’t tell me I can’t do anything.
I can do anything I want.
I just can’t do it RIGHT.

So I was browsing through the Victoria’s Secret online store, as I often do. A lot of the models look pretty and stuff, but this one kinda stood out.

She’s not ugly, but…I feel like this picture could be just as easily placed on a horror movie poster, y’know?

aledlewis:

I Knew You’d Say That

aledlewis:

Romance Is Dead

Last summer I was at my friends’ house and we were eating blueberries. They have this really big dog and he ended up finding a blueberry to eat. But I guess he didn’t like it because he spit it back out on the carpet. And my two friends stared solemnly at the half-eaten blueberry and one of them said “someone’s gonna have to pick up that blueberry” and they turned to each other and both said “and it’s not gonna be me”

Last fall, one of my friends gave me a ride home from school one day. He was older than me and I always thought he was much cooler than I was. And as we were getting to his car we both saw this post-it on one of his side mirrors. It said something along the lines of “I love you Jonathan. Have a great day.” And I’m pretty sure it was from his mom because he got really embarrassed and pulled the post-it off the mirror as soon as he figured out what it was. But I saw it anyway. I saw the note and so I know that his mom must really love him.

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Photoshop In life.

reblog then click the photo

I’m sorry but this is just cool.

what the hell?! why doesn’t this have more notes?!

Oh my god.

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Would any of my lovely followers mind if I just started telling you guys stories about me?
We’re talking a lot of stories. About some pretty dumb stuff, too. Would you mind liking this or something, so I know that’s cool by you?